this old lady sends me updates about her senior citizens club. here is some of the stationery she uses.
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i’m getting bored of writing in youso bummed
just found out an internet “call girl” ring was busted down the street from me. also, the guy who ran it owned my favorite falafel joint in hoboken. he’s in jail, i guess. truly, a sad day for my stomach.
exactly five years ago i was living in this kooky little buddhist temple in kaohsiung, taiwan. it’s called fo guang shan. i was just chilling and like “finding myself” and shit. i know, right? i’m full of surprises, guys.
if you ever wanted to know anything about my life growing up near the jersey shore, then this should answer it sufficiently.(via fourfour)
gpoyw: jenn took me to the azn supermarket today
i give up. i finally love this album. the time has come. you win, world.
low cut shirts. and tell no one the truth. change stories, even in the same night.
- adam gives the best dating advice
The main goal of the game is to awaken the five harvest spirits, and make their rainbow recipes to revive the Harvest goddess. As you create the recipes, rainbows will appear, which can be used to travel to new areas in the game and unlock more of the harvest sprites.
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harvest moon: tree of tranquility
so i’m playing the ps2 harvest moon and it blows so hard. it’s so slow and everything looks shitty. anyway, i’m totally going to drop some cash and get tree of tranquility for wii, based mostly on this description.
i just wanted to post sam rockwell with a beard before i go to sleep, more for my sake than yours. sam rockwell with a beard is so way superior to sam rockwell with no beard. i think i want to write him a fan letter telling him just that. or maybe i should fucking go to sleep and have sweet dreams about that beard and also fall asleep to pzizz. i’ve never told you guys about the wonder of pzizz, have i?? okay, well, that is a story for another day. a story about how i fall asleep.